Say Timmy, I'll trade you this ball for your bat. Ok. *whap* What Have We Learned?

Well we learned that if you're gonna buy PEDs...pay with straight cash homey.

Seriously though, you're killing me Smalls. Even though steroids and HGH weren't banned by baseball, they were still, umm..what's the word I'm looking for...ILLEGAL. Paper trails man, gotta avoid them.